tired.

18. Montana Native. Wanderlust.

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: chubbythecorgi, via stability)

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via pizza)

stability:

when people try to tell me i dont know anything about fashion

then how do u explain

THIS

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(via ruinedchildhood)

"They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-Earth." ― George R.R. Martin

(Source: faramircaptainofgondor, via mypoppyfields)

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

(via joshpeck)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via relahvant)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via pizza)

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

(via ruinedchildhood)